Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
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Dashiki: My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for "doggy-style."

Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met?
Kids: Are you my daddy?

Mrs. Johnson: Ain't that some shit.

Ashtray: So, will I see you again?
Ashtray's Mother: Sorry, baby: you know there ain't no positive black females in these movies.

Ashtray: Hey, Preach, what up nigga?
Preach: Y'all need to stop using the word nigga. You see, it's terms like the word nigga that the white man uses to take away the self esteem of another race.
Ashtray: Word.
Preach: Oh yeah, remind me to pick my laundry up from that chink motherfucker up the street.

Preach: I'm just tryin' to do to white girls what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years.
Crazy Legs: Yeah, what's that?
Preach: Fuck 'em.

Loc Dog: "The Dog" don't bite... unless ya ask.

Ashtray's Mother: Tray, I don't want you hangin' out in the streets. I want you to finish school, 'cause without an education the only kind of work you're gonna get is sellin' drugs, pimpin' women, or workin' security for Eddie Murphy.

Grandma: Ashtray! You little bitch ass motherfucker! Come over here and give your grandma a hug.

Ashtray's Cellmate: If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammad Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine.

Ashtray: Doo Rag! Do you know why you and I are an endangered species?
Doo Rag: Because we're black males?
Ashtray: No! It's because the rappers are getting all the good acting jobs.

Loc Dog: Hey! Ms. Lady Bitch, I'm talking to you. How much for this candy bar?
Korean Woman: Das five dala.
Loc Dog: Five dollars? Damn! I better get some sucky-sucky with that! Love me long time or something?

Loc Dog: Well, I can see how a pretty little woman like yourself can make a man a little sick - I mean, nervous.

Preacher: And that's what God expects from His sheep, here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree of Life Institutional Double Rock on the Side of the Road to Jericho Missionary Baptist Church of Zion! And I said Mount Cavalry! Huh! Y'all gonna help me.

Loc Dog: Everyone in the hood been up in her! She got more kids than Mrs. Wayans.

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