Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

Seth Romero: If brains were birdshit you'd have a clean cage.

Donna: So tell me, what do you feel?
Rowdy Abilene: One man's dream is another man's lunch.
Donna: You son of a bitch.

Ashley: Look at you two... Every shot, a postcard! I'm gonna give you the best seat in the house.
Taryn: Oh, and where's that?
Ashley: You can sit right here on my face.
Donna: Why? Is your nose bigger than your dick?