Charlie Chan: Very old Chinese wise man once say, "Madness twin bvrother of genius because each live in world created by own ego. One sometimes mistaken for the other."
Charlie Chan: Honorable father once say, "Politeness golden key that open many doors."
Charlie Chan: Man who ride on merry-go-round often enough finally catch brass ring.
Mr. Arnold: I'm stage manager here and this opera's going on tonight even if Frankenstein walks in.
Sanatarium Guard: Say, I worked around sanitariums before. It's not so bad. I like the cuckoos myself. They're the same as anybody else, only they're smart enough to admit they're nuts.
Charlie Chan: Roses and romance like tenor in opera - sing most persuasive love song.
Mme. Lucretia Borelli: Is this some ridiculous attempt at saving your face, Mr. Chan?
Charlie Chan: Humble countenance merely facing facts.
Charlie Chan: Small things sometimes tell large story.
