Chenille: You can't help who you love, Derek, you're not supposed to.
Derek: Let's put some S-E-X in those H-I-Ps.
Snookie: I'm free Saturday night.
Chenille: Why, is your hand busy?
Chenille: Quit it Nikki.
Nikki: Excuse me, I ain't walkin' on egg shells just cause you brought the Brady Bunch.
Chenille: They call him Snookie because Fool was taken.
Chenille: Too many little boys thinkin' they thugs.
Chenille: And this is Diggy. She thinks she's down.
Diggy: Excuse me? I am down, okay?
Derek: You can do it. Sara, you were born to do it.
Derek: Ain't nobody watchin' you but me.
Sara: You know Snook, you talk a lot of shit for someone who never says anything.
Malakai: This is an A and B conversation, so C yourself out of it.
Sara: I am such a dork.