The Breather: We have temporarily lost our picture. Please stand by. Just kidding! Hello. It's me, the Breather! You're probably wondering who I am! Who could I be? Could I be the innocent-looking Toby? Would you trust a girl who looks like Prince Valiant in a plum sweater? Maybe I'm Dr. Sigmund, a man who was once arrested for corrupting the morals of a hooker. Then there's Malvert, with the IQ of a handball and the personality of a parking meter violated. Could I be the principal Mr. Peters, a man who keeps cheese in his underwear to attract mice? Let's not forget Ms. Leclair: English teacher by day, and English teacher by night. Ah, Ms. Mumsley. She eats twelve prunes a day and nothing happens. Nurse Crud and Ms. Van Dyke. What's in a name? Everything! Then there's Dumpkin, a man who sleeps with his nuts between horsehead bookends.
Student Bodies (1981)
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Directed by: Michael Ritchie, Mickey Rose
Starring: Jerry Belson, Joe Flood, Kristen Riter, Matthew Goldsby
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Trivia: The film's tagline incorrectly calls this the first-ever comedy horror movie. In reality, several comedy horror movies were made before this: the Abbott and Costello film "Hold That Ghost", "Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer Boris Karloff", several films where Abbott and Costello encountered classic horror movie villains (Frankenstein's Monster, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, the Mummy, etc.), "Little Shop of Horrors", "The Comedy of Terrors", "The Fearless Vampire Killers", "Young Frankenstein", etc.