Guardians of the Galaxy
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Peter Quill: I'm not about to be taken down by a tree and a talking raccoon...
Rocket Raccoon: What's a raccoon?
Peter Quill: "What's a raccoon?" It's what you are, stupid!
Rocket Raccoon: Ain't no thing like me, except me.

Korath the Pursuer: Star-Lord!
Peter Quill: Finally!

Groot: I am Groot.
Peter Quill: Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?
Rocket Raccoon: Well he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to 'I' and 'am' and 'Groot,' exclusively in that order.
Peter Quill: Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud.

Peter Quill: So here we are: a thief, two thugs, an assassin and a maniac. But we're not going to stand by as evil wipes out the galaxy. I guess we're stuck together, partners.

Rhomann Dey: They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Nova Corps Officer: What a bunch of a-holes.

Peter Quill: She betrayed Ronan, he's coming for her. That's when you...[draws his finger across his throat].
Drax the Destroyer: Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?
Peter Quill: No, that's the symbol for slicing his throat.
Drax the Destroyer: I would not slice his throat, I would cut his head clean off.

Rocket Raccoon: [looking at Stan Lee.] Look at Mr. Smiles over here. Where's your wife, old man? What a class-A prevert.


Rocket: Look at this guy! Can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut.


Gamora: I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.

Rhomann Dey: He said that he may be an... "a-hole." But he's not, and I quote, "100% a dick."
Nova Prime Rael: Do you believe him?
Rhomann Dey: Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a dick...
Nova Prime Rael: Do you believe he's here to help?
Rhomann Dey: Yeah, I do.

Howard the Duck: Why'd ya have it lick you like that? Gross!

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