Father Hagan: When God builds a church, the devil builds a chapel next door.
Gerry Fenn: I never thought that I would hear a Catholic priest quote Martin Luther.
J.J.: Don't you even know that your strippers are Marxist?
J.J.: Your shoemakers are my soldiers?
J.J.: That your cameraman is my brother?
Bugs Bunny: Get your steaming hot shoes with light-speed.
Akeem: Prepare the royal jet. We are going back to America.
Semmi: Oh, hell no, your Majesty.
Yuri: There are people in this world who have a lot of money, and sometimes that money needs to go somewhere else then come back again.They just need to pay taxes somewhere. Investing in small business let's them cut that tax in half. You'd be surprised how many people ask if they can invest in my businesses sight unseen. "Here's the money, have it back to me by such and such a time." It's completely legal. There are people, people we know, who still think the best way to make money is get one over on the government. It's Old World thinking. (00:23:50)
Kurt Warner: Do what you can do, till you can do what you want to do?
Ratman: I'm not vermin.
Patrizia Reggiani: Gucci needs new blood. It's time to take out the trash.
Maurizio Gucci: But they're my family.
Patrizia Reggiani: So am I.
State Trooper: Sir, I want you to put your hands on the back of the car.
Malik Khan: Shit, there isn't no need for that.
State Trooper: I got an "easy way or a hard way" speech prepared. If you really want to hear it.
Nina Rosario: I want to listen to my neighborhood.
Polly: Why is it that boys are always so messy?
'Sally' Moltisanti: As far as your nephew goes.
Richard 'Dickie' Moltisanti: I'm listening.
'Sally' Moltisanti: Stay out of his life.
Sonia Kincaid: I would make a great mother, don't you think?
Michael Bryce: Oh my God, a child would be so lucky to have you as its host.
Rachel Grover: Oh, Tammy Faye. You follow blindly. In the end, all you are is blind.
Rob: What happened to the persimmon tree?
Bryce: What's a persimmon?
Rob: It's a uh. It's an orange fruit looks kind of like tomato.
Rob: You can't eat it if it's not ripe it's awful.
Rob: But if you give it time, it gets rid of these things called tannins and then they are very good.
Bryce: I don't think we have a persimmon tree.
Rob: No? That's OK.
Bryce: Did it die?
Emily 'Watts' Sanders: Missing people is a part of this world. Without that sadness, you can't taste the sweet.
Alana Beck: A lot of people feel like us.
Dane Whitman: Why didn't you guys help fight Thanos, or any war, or all the terribe things throughout history?
Sersi: We were instructed not to interfere in any human conflicts unless Deviants were involved.
Dane Whitman: By who?
Zoe Levenson: You never know where life's gonna take you. Yes, I applied to the HARP program because I thought it would be a funny story to be rejected by Hyperion. But now I realise this is one of those rare opportunities that could truly give my life meaning beyond anything I could imagine.