Hutch Mansell: Give me the goddamn kitty cat bracelet, motherfucker.
Eloise: I know what you did.
Silver Haired Gentleman: I've done a lot of things, Eloise. You're gonna have to be more specific, luv.
Frank Rossi: You know why God made farts smell? So deaf people could enjoy them too.
Tony: All my life, it's like I'm always just about to fall off the edge of the world's tallest building. I stopped falling the second I saw you.
Aksel: I always worried something would go wrong, but the things that went wrong were never what I worried about.
Kate Dibiasky: We have exactly six months, ten days, two hours, 11 minutes and 41 seconds, until a comet twice the size of Chicxulub tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth.
Dr. Randall Mindy: When did you do those calculations?
Kate Dibiasky: I put the moment of impact on a diet app. So, impact is when my diet ends. Only I'm not on a diet. I'm just crying five times a day.
Lucinda Krementz: The kids did this, obliterated a thousand years of Republican authority in less than a fortnight. What do they want? Freedom. Full stop.
Fox: Your doom is at hand.
Jim: I don't scare easy.
Gaius Helen Mohiam: You've proven you can rule yourself. Now you must learn to rule others, something none of your ancestors learnt.
Paul Atreides: My father rules an entire planet.
Gaius Helen Mohiam: He's losing it.
Paul Atreides: He's getting a richer one.
Gaius Helen Mohiam: He'll lose that one too.
Desi Arnaz: We've been through worse than this.
Lucille Ball: We have?
Desi Arnaz: No.
Alana: Fuck off, teenagers.
Alana Beck: A lot of people feel like us.
Miko: This macho thing is overrated. Just people trying to show that they've got grit. That's about all they end up with. It's like anything else in life: you think you got all the answers, then you realise, as you get older, you don't have any of them.
'Sally' Moltisanti: As far as your nephew goes.
Richard 'Dickie' Moltisanti: I'm listening.
'Sally' Moltisanti: Stay out of his life.
Kurt Warner: Do what you can do, till you can do what you want to do?
Charles: The chicken laid the eggs, the fishermen caught the fish, the bees made the honey. They all made such an effort to bring you breakfast. Please do them the courtesy of not regurgitating it all into a lavatory bowl before the church bells even ring.