Best TV quotes of 2011

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The Evil Queen - S2-E20

Cora: Love is weakness. It feels real now, at the start it always does, but it's an illusion. It fades and then you're left with nothing!

Francisco Guerra
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The Girlfriend - S3-E1

Jackie: Oh I love your hair
Emma: Oh thanks. I grew it myself.

A Demon Premium member
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Mhysa - S3-E10

Igritte: You know nothing, Jon Snow.
Jon Snow: I do some things. I know I love you. I know you love me.

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Adam Demamp: I'm like one of those dragons from Avatar.

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Narrator: Centuries ago in Japan, Nighlok monsters invaded our world, but samurai warriors defeated them with power symbols, passed down from parent to child. Today the evil Nighlok have risen once again and plan to flood the earth. Luckily, a new generation of heroes stand in their way. They are the Power Rangers Samurai.

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Harold Finch: I'm a very private person.

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The Man - S3-E24

[The kids are trying to get Granny Jojo out their bedroom window to have her reach the ground.]
Gumball: [grunting] How can someone so small be so heavy?
Granny Jojo: Well, I have two metal hips, one orthopedic shoe, six gold teeth, a plate in my head, and an industrial strength pacemaker. I got so much metal in me, I'm legally classified as a motor vehicle.

bobthedancingdonut
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Wilfred: All your questions will be answered, Ryan. Eventually. But the big answers are like those missing kids on the milk cartons. They don't want to be found. They'll turn up when they're ready.

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Nick Burkhardt: I guess you don't have to be a hexenbiest to be a witch.
Adalind Schade: You don't have to be a witch to work this kind of magic.

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Eva: No one's ever gutted a man for me before.

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Sanford Shamiro: You called up your stalker?
Matt LeBlanc: Right.
Sanford Shamiro: The one we got the restraining order for.
Matt LeBlanc: Yeah.
Sanford Shamiro: Did you have sexual relations with her?
Matt LeBlanc: Mm, does anal...?
Sanford Shamiro: Yeah, it counts.

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Gigi Stopper: I've been through too much to cry. Husband's death, family trauma, democratic administrations. Don't worry. I got this.

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Debbie Gallagher: That's right. no ONE fucks with A gallagher.

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Nick Miller: You're a freaking gold digger, Jess.
Jess: Do you think that if I were a gold digger, I'd be interested in you? I would be the worst gold digger in the world.

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Various Characters: Uh, how's that milkshake coming, friend? Not too cold on that, right?

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Destruction Date - S1-E3

Boss Benge: I must go see my lady.
Oobi Wazzup: You're married? I always thought you were single.
Boss Benge: Well...it's a funny story, really. A story for another day.

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Rosen Gatzev - Kukata: Excuse me... looking for dancers?

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