Best TV quotes of 2010

A Scandal in Belgravia - S2-E1

Sherlock Holmes: Punch me in the face.
John Watson: Punch you?
Sherlock Holmes: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?
John Watson: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

Season 5 generally

Rick Grimes: This is how we survive. We tell ourselves that we are the walking dead.

Frank Reagan: I'm the PC. I know everything.

1337: Well... I'm one heck of a mama myself.

No Ordinary Animal - S1-E18

J.J.: So far this guy's only attacked supers. So he must have known somehow that Katie has powers.
Katie: How? I didn't even know I had powers. And also, how the hell do I have powers?

Season 2 generally

Discord: 'What fun is there in making sense?"

Raylan Givens: I shot people I like more for less.

Nightwing VS Daredevil (DC VS Marvel) - S5-E12

Nightwing: What are you?
Daredevil: Better. (00:16:10)

Quantom X

Spartacus: Gannicus stands the only among us to win his freedom upon the sands.
Laeta: If free, why does he raise arms with the slaves against the republic?
Spartacus: He took up cause to honor a fallen brother - one that taught many of us the ways of battle, and the bond that joins all men and such with it.

Staff Sgt. Boyko: Serve, protect and don't screw up.

DSU Martin Schenk: I know men like you the way you know men like me, and I know you wouldn't have done this if you believed there was the least chance of it coming back on you. Well, guess what: it's come back on you like the Hand of God, and the next words from your mouth will determine the weight and velocity of the staggering tonnage of shit that's about to plummet onto your head.

Space Monkey - S1-E1

Ricky Gervais: Karl is an ongoing experiment for me, because I've seen him blossom from an idiot into an imbecile and I want to see it through.