Jay Pritchett: God knows I couldn't love them more, but even the Kennedy's didn't get together this often.
Jeff Winger: To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal, and I would never take it away from anyone. But I would also never stand in line for it.
Bobby Cobb: I'm bad at sex. There's a lot of thrashing and thumping, but nothing really gets done. I'm like a broken dishwasher.
Rafi: You spend all your time reading books and looking at numbers and letters like they mean something.
Ruxin: They do. Do you know how to read?
Rafi: I get by, all right?
Ruxin: What do you know?
Rafi: You know, like... red means stop.
Ruxin: Great.
Rafi: Green means go.
Ruxin: Good.
Rafi: Yellow's the other one.
A General Thanksgiving Episode - S4-E3
Cleveland Brown: This isn't funny like Airplane. It's a disaster like Airplane II.
Nathan Young: Come on Barry, you're good at this sort of stuff. Think of something.
Simon Bellamy: Who's Barry?
Nathan Young: ...You are.
Kelly Bailey: His name is Simon.
Nathan Young: Is it? I thought it was Barry. Sorry mate.
Amir Blumenfeld: Two questions: What are you guys doing, and I want in.
Ted Crisp: Don't blame me for how I look, God made me this way, and then he told me where to shop for suits.