Don Leo: I am not a rich man. I am a poor man with money. There is a difference.
Jack: This isn't Paris. This is hell.
Chris Riley: Alright, it's my fault and I hate myself for it, but I'm not upset, and do you know why?
Alex Fletcher: You've been at my liquor?
George: What are you drinking, Bruiser? Oh, is that a bottle of Cock Block?
Sugarman: I have seen him this crazy since his mother died.
Benji McGarvie: That's not "crazy," Mr. Sugarman. That's love.
Ben Murphy: Do you wanna walk the midget?
Jean Paul Clement: Most people are together just so they are not alone. But some people want magic. I think you are one of those people.
Maps: Just remember Misty, no matter what, you're still a December boy.
Aiden: Creeks lead to rivers.
Richard Langley: Whoever in this room who knows what goes on in the mind of the person who sleeps next to you... please, raise your hand... I know you can't, not honestly.
Prince Charming: Wait, wait, wait! I think I understand.
Prince Charming: Actually I got nothing.
Daphne Wilder: God couldn't be everywhere so that is why he invented mothers.
Maggie: What? That was on a Hallmark card we gave you.