Inspektor: You have no idea who you are?
The Lone Man: You know, we were never trying to kill you. We were just trying to scare you into surrendering.
Smith: Well, that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.
Jonesy: Okay, from now on, you'll be the uptight lesbian sister I never had. Deal?
Juana: So how'd you become a stuntman?
Stuntman Mike: I learned it from my brother... Stuntman Bob.
Stan Minton: What the fuck just happened in there?
Mal: You lost, Stanley.
Stan Minton: I didn't lose. You're the lawyer. You lost.
Mal: I'm truly sorry.
Stan Minton: Damn it man, I'm rich! I wanted some of that O.J. Justice.
Cherry Darling: I'm Cherry.
Dr. Dakota Block: You sure are.
Nika Boronina: What colour underwear am I wearing?
Agent 47: You're not wearing any underwear.
Carlton Leach: Listen, if I was you, I'd get those punters out of there 'cause the moment those Turks walk out that door, I'm gonna go fucking Schwarzenegger on the cunt.
Bishop: I choose to experience everything the world has to offer, in exchange for a few meaningless lives.
Ringo: What can I say, I'm an anime otaku at heart."