Brian: She's like the ones at the Baywatch. They make my penis sneeze.
Larry Gigli: You got a good sense of humor, you know that?
Brian: God bless you.
Larry Gigli: Thank you.
Brian: No, not you, stupid. When my penis sneezes, I say, 'God bless you'... God bless you, penis.
Donnie Anderson: Do you get scared? Yeah. You stay scared? Better not.
Joe Gavilan: Fuck you very much.
King: Sometimes, Jake, style can get you killed.
Sean Vetter: They call us down here. They take away our weapons? They expect us to go into a building full of drunken cartel gunmen unarmed? I mean, that isn't fun.
Ty Frost: You're not gettin' paid to have fun. Good luck, gentlemen.
Cody Banks: What was my mission again?
Natalie Connors: I think you were going to kiss me.
Fait: You read Chinese?
Archie: No, but I know "cop" in every language.