Henry Dashwood: For me, it's just a stop on the campaign trail, and for Glynnis it's a chance to launch Clarissa on society.
Daphne Reynolds: Launch her? You make her sound like a ship.
Henry Dashwood: No, in Clarissa's case it's more like an intercontinental ballistic missile.
Young Ed Bloom: Your last name is different. You married.
Jenny: I was 18, he was 28. Turns out it was a big difference.
Tigger: Aww, I just love a hoppy ending.
Samuel Jones: If I stay here very long, I might misbehave. Somebody might have to kill me.
Charles Townsend: Bosley, I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you.
Bosley: Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?
Terry Sheridan: You can break my wrist, but I'm still gonna kiss you.
Marek: We're speaking the same language, but you don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?
Lady Claire: No.
Natalie Connors: You know, Cody you make a really bad first impression and a terrible second impression but the third time was really good.
Cody Banks: You gotta see my fourth.
Mark Davis: Do you want me to start having nightmares again?
Will Rollins: Don't start with that dream demon shit again. OK? You know that's all just in your head.
Mark Davis: Yeah, yeah, and who are you, the poster boy for sanity?
Marina: Sinbad, you're not a very complicated guy. All someone has to do is imagine the most gutless course of action and you're bound to take it.
Dustin: Lil Bow Wow, you keep barkin', you and I are gonna take a one way walk into the woods.
Rabbit: Who am I forgetting?
Winnie the Pooh: I don't know Rabbit. Let's ask Piglet.
Spike: I am Spike. Full name: Down, Spike, down! Get off that couch.
Meowth: Oh, they're stuck in a box with impending doom and no way out. That sounds like my life.
DJ Drake: Have you seen those "Mummy" movies? I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is!
Harley: I'm a corpse burrito, dude.
Roy: Just go ahead and drown me! I don't care anymore.
Baloo: Read you loud and clear kid. You wanted that girl to find you.