Rod: I've been waiting for you.
Heather: How long have you been here?
Rod: Not long... Five thousand years.
Heather: Okay, that's long.
Pinhead: All problems solved? Not so simple, I'm afraid.
Alistair: Joseph Stalin said that the death of one person is a tragedy. The death of a million, a statistic.
Rachael's Mom: Sweet Jesus, it smelled like someone died in here.
Randy: She is the sexist sheriff in the whole country.
FBI Agent Jake Malloy: You're real good at kicking them when they're down, aren't you?
Noah: I do all right when they're standing up, too.
FBI Agent Jake Malloy: You never stood up to anybody.
Noah: Yeah? Well at least I'm there for my women.
Cooper: Sweeping patrols between each of these bunkers - they'll have the whole sector wrapped tighter than an Eskimo's nad-sac.