Dylan Hunt: It's a little known law of thermodynamics: The Conservation of Optimism: There's only so much to go around.
Normal: Well, well, well... so far, your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses for why you're strolling in here at the crack of noon - you had a dental emergency, your aunt died... again, and my personal favorite from this idiot - you were detained by the sector police for practicing witchcraft. Now, would you care to further insult my intelligence?
Max Guevara: I overslept.
Kagome: Mayu, I don't think you were ever an evil spirit. You were just an ordinary little girl who loved her mom more than anything.
Captain William Mitchell: Joel, where have you been?
Joel Rawlings: Sir, I was on a... secret mission. So secret, even you didn't know about it.
Captain William Mitchell: At the flower shop?
Buzz: There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
Rogue: My power is your power and I can take more than one.
Jackie: Jade! You were scratched by the statue!
Jade: They're old jeans anyhoo. Oh, you mean the whole turning into a cat thing? Was wondering about that.