Best comedy TV quotes of 1996

See Dick Run (1) - S1-E20

Sally: You know, I just really resent how we're supposed to jump every time the Big Giant Head sends a message.
Dick: I know. Everyone knows he only got the job by kissing the big giant butt.

Frank Barone: What's for brunch, Marie?
Marie Barone: Ham.
Frank Barone: Excellent. I shall put on my ham pants.

All the Wrong Moves - S5-E8

Charlie: Paul someone wants you outside.
Paul: Who?
Charlie: Everyone in here.

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Mandark: Thank you, dark forces, oh, thank you.

Kel Kimble: Aw, here it goes.

Hilda: I just haven't turned myself into wind in years.
Salem: Would cabbage help?

Thelma: None of my memory banks have deleted information in the past 39 hours. A new record.