Marti: But Seth is bringing back help.
Jeff Reed: Seth isn't coming back.
Don: You're dead.
Eva: And you will be, too. Dead and wet and cold.
Radish: Aha. Shades of Watergate.
The Pilot, Capt. Hank Tucker rcaf: I'm Captain Hank Tucker, rcaf. I've come to bring the fugitive to justice. Where's headquarters?
Sergeant Edgar Millen: Wherever I'm standin'.
Damien Thorn: Nazarene, you have won... nothing.
Susan: What do you want, Harold?
Harold: What I've always wanted Susan, your heart.
Mrs. Harper: I don't see why you wanna waste your time with a guy who works in a filling station.
Amy Harper: It's a first date, Mama. We're not getting married.
Bob Hauk: It's the survival of the human race, Plissken. Something you don't give a shit about.
Truck Driver: Ah, fuckin' graduation day. They make a big deal out of it, like it was somethin' special or somethin'.
James Bond: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Q: That's putting it mildly, 007.
Bag Lady: Don't know why they want to persecute me because I don't talk to women. All women do is laugh, and sing, and say the word 'Pussy'. Y'ask any doctor, and he'll tell you that.