General Zod: I win. I always win. Is there no-one on this planet to even challenge me?
Dr. Hans Zarkov: We are only interested in friendship. Why do you attack us?
The Emperor Ming: Why not? Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror.
[Justice tries to shoot the Bandit with Junior's gun only to find it's not loaded.]
Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?
Junior: Well, when I put bullets in it, daddy, it gets too heavy.
Narrator: They live in the vastness of the Kalahari in small family groups. One family of Bushmen might meet up with another once in a few years, but for the most part they live in complete isolation, unaware there are other people in the world. In the deep Kalahari, there are Bushmen who have never seen or heard of civilized man.
Wyoming Trooper: Son, you are a walking violation of the laws of nature, but we don't enforce them laws.
Col. Lewis Pugh: I want everyone here to smell like a distillery.
Willy Dunlop: I'm standing... on top of the world.
Kobras: I always perfer to strike first.
Peregrin 'Pippin' Took: Fine time to fall asleep.
Bilbo Baggins: Who's asleep? Just resting my eyes.
Griff: Hey did you ever figure out what those palm trees are doing way over here in Belgium?
Zab: Yeah, that monk had a yen for 'em.
Terrible Tommy: "Come on runt."
Rosa Carlo: "Stop calling me that."
Sean Boyd: Hey, listen! You've picked the wrong kid.