General Zod: I win. I always win. Is there no-one on this planet to even challenge me?
Narrator: They live in the vastness of the Kalahari in small family groups. One family of Bushmen might meet up with another once in a few years, but for the most part they live in complete isolation, unaware there are other people in the world. In the deep Kalahari, there are Bushmen who have never seen or heard of civilized man.
[Justice tries to shoot the Bandit with Junior's gun only to find it's not loaded.]
Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?
Junior: Well, when I put bullets in it, daddy, it gets too heavy.
Dr. Hans Zarkov: We are only interested in friendship. Why do you attack us?
The Emperor Ming: Why not? Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror.
Kobras: You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return.
Orville Boggs: He killed two men last year.
Philo Beddoe: No. Only one.
Orville Boggs: So what? The other guy's lying someplace with nothin' below the neck but memories.
Willy Dunlop: I'm standing... on top of the world.
Col. Lewis Pugh: I want everyone here to smell like a distillery.
Gus Soltic: Yoo hoo.
Terrible Tommy: "Come on runt."
Rosa Carlo: "Stop calling me that."
Frodo Baggins: Oh Sam, what have I said, what have I done?
The Sergeant: Killing insane people is not good for public relations.
Griff: Killing sane people is okay?
The Sergeant: That's right.