Best comedy movie quotes of 1975

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show picture

Frank: A mental mind fuck can be nice.

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail picture

Father of the Groom: Now now, let's not bicker and argue about who killed who, this is supposed to be a happy occasion!

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The Return of the Pink Panther picture

Blind beggar: I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tell him what to do with his money.

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Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown picture

Lucy van Pelt: What are you doing, Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: I'm waiting for valentines.
Lucy van Pelt: Oh, well. Good luck.
Charlie Brown: Thank you.
Lucy van Pelt: You'll need it.
Charlie Brown: You didn't have to say that!

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A Boy and His Dog picture

Lou Craddock: When we put this in, then we'll add that.

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The Sunshine Boys picture

Willy Clark: Oh, you a funny man, Al, a pain in the ass but a funny man.
Al Lewis: You know what your trouble is, Willy? You always took the jokes too seriously. It was just jokes. We did comedy on the stage for 43 years. I don't think you enjoyed it once.
Willy Clark: If I was there to enjoy it, I would buy a ticket.

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Carry on Behind picture

Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Tomorrow, we are poking holes all over caravan site.
Prof. Roland Crump: I don't think they would like that at all.
Prof. Anna Vrooshka: It's ok, we are poking early.

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The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother picture

Jenny Hill: I'm not proud of what I did.
Sigerson Holmes: You've just told me a magnificent success story! Overlooking the fact that you're a liar, a thief, a traitor, and a whore, I don't see what should be bothering you.

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Cooley High picture

Brenda: Y'all need to go to church.

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