Best comedy movie quotes of 1975

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show picture

Frank-N-Furter: Oh, I just love success.
Riff-raff: He's a credit to your genius, master.
Frank-N-Furter: Yes.
Magenta: A triumph of your will.
Frank-N-Furter: Yes.
Columbia: He's okay.
Frank-N-Furter: Okay? Okay!? Well, I think we can do better then that. [Takes Rocky over to Brad and Janet.] Now, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?
Janet: Well, I don't like men with too many muscles.
Frank-N-Furter: I didn't make him for you.

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail picture

Father of the Groom: Now now, let's not bicker and argue about who killed who, this is supposed to be a happy occasion!

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The Return of the Pink Panther picture

Blind beggar: I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tell him what to do with his money.

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Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown picture

Lucy van Pelt: What are you doing, Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: I'm waiting for valentines.
Lucy van Pelt: Oh, well. Good luck.
Charlie Brown: Thank you.
Lucy van Pelt: You'll need it.
Charlie Brown: You didn't have to say that!

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Cooley High picture

Preacher: Dorothy the only thing I know, is that your momma's a hoe.

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The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother picture

Sigerson Holmes: You call this tea?
Orville: No, I call that hot water.

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A Boy and His Dog picture

Blood: A cautous young fellow named Lodge / Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?

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The Sunshine Boys picture

Willy Clark: Oh, you a funny man, Al, a pain in the ass but a funny man.
Al Lewis: You know what your trouble is, Willy? You always took the jokes too seriously. It was just jokes. We did comedy on the stage for 43 years. I don't think you enjoyed it once.
Willy Clark: If I was there to enjoy it, I would buy a ticket.

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Carry on Behind picture

Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Tomorrow, we are poking holes all over caravan site.
Prof. Roland Crump: I don't think they would like that at all.
Prof. Anna Vrooshka: It's ok, we are poking early.

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