Best comedy movie quotes of 1975

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show picture

Frank: A mental mind fuck can be nice.

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail picture

Second brother: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu...
Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Second brother: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'
Maynard: Amen.
Knights: Amen.
King Arthur: Right! One... Two... Five!
Sir Galahad: Three, sir!
King Arthur: Three!

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Cooley High picture

Preacher: Dorothy the only thing I know, is that your momma's a hoe.

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The Return of the Pink Panther picture

Blind beggar: I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tell him what to do with his money.

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A Boy and His Dog picture

Blood: A cautous young fellow named Lodge / Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?

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Homer McCoy: Welcome to Quake City, Donovan. Looks like luck is against you.
Russell Donovan: Well, there's one good thing about luck - it always changes. And I got a feeling mine is just around the corner.

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Carry on Behind picture

Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Tomorrow, we are poking holes all over caravan site.
Prof. Roland Crump: I don't think they would like that at all.
Prof. Anna Vrooshka: It's ok, we are poking early.

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The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother picture

Jenny Hill: I'm not proud of what I did.
Sigerson Holmes: You've just told me a magnificent success story! Overlooking the fact that you're a liar, a thief, a traitor, and a whore, I don't see what should be bothering you.

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Side by Side picture

Gary: Has-been.
Max: At least I've been there. You'll never know what it looks like.

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Zorro picture

Don Diego: It's easy to kill saints, Colonel. Let's see how you do against a sinner.

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