Best comedy movie quotes of 1968

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Oscar Madison: I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar.

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Frank Beardsley: I don't quite understand. Am I being stupid?
Helen North: No, you're being a man. Which is sometimes the same thing.

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Elizabeth: What's it gonna do, Bruno?
Bruno, The Chauffeur: Well, it's gonna it's gonna make a big flash and go bang.
Virginia: Oh boy.

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Jim Douglas: Without a real car, I'm only half a man.

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Brother Belcher: Don't worry - we'll save you some Strawberry Mousse.

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Michelle Monet: Do you speak French?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Well, just enough to get myself into trouble.

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Paul: Look, it's a school of whales.
Ringo: They look a little bit old for school.
Paul: University then.
Ringo: University of "Wales."
John: They look like drop outs to me.

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Gerald Hardcastle: Well, Ted, you can take it from me that in the entire history of this world no man never yet had any pleasure out of a woman without having to pay it for.

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Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Yes, well, life is not all shoot-shoot, bang-bang, you know.

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Joe Bass: If God ever made two greater inventions than a pretty woman and a bottle of whiskey, I ain't heard of it.

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