Running Buffalo: Swell party, where's the whisky?
Mother in Diner: Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? They said when you got here, the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from? I think you're the cause of all this. I think you're evil. Evil!
Gardiner Fraleigh: Call your baby! My wife's having a husband.
Agrippa: Well versed in the natural sciences and mathematics. She speaks seven languages proficiently. Were she not a woman one would consider her to be an intellectual.
Marquis Andre de Lage: If I may venture a suggestion. A scenic drive? A chilled apertif? I have a picnic basket. I'd be delighted.
Ameilia Sarah Dedham: Well, that's very kind of you, your... Excellency. But I have promised to take Luki home this morning.
Luki Dedham: Knock it off Uncle Andy! Quit trying to horn in on my date.
[Sir Charles Lytton kisses Princess Dala.]
Princess Dala: If I were my father, I'd have you tortured.
Sir Charles Lytton: No. If you were your father, I doubt very much if I would have kissed you.
James Bond: Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something.
Donald "Red" Grant: You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel old man?
Moustache: It's a hard way to earn an easy living.
Ted: Many women would only be too happy to be married to Charlie.
Peg: So would I, and I'm his wife!
Albert Poop-Decker: If you've got a heart of oak, it's got a worm in it.
Big Daddy: The pit! Bring me my pendulum, kiddies, I feel like swinging.
Angie: Do you call everybody Charlie?
Steve: Only the people I dig.