Benson Thacker: I have nothing against negroes, Ralph.
Ralph Burton: That's white of you.
Julien Doinel: You don't seem surprised.
Gilberte Doinel: Why should I be? He's capable of anything.
Doctor Richard Mortimer: But this is remarkable.
Sherlock Holmes: Superficial. There is nothing remarkable about using one's eyes.
Isabel Stevens Chapin: The only way Dave Morris will marry my sister is over my dead body.
Dr. Warren Chapin: Unconventional but not impossible.
Dr. Malcolm Wells: In my report I shall state that death was caused by a stunning blow followed by severe laceration and hemorrhage.
Lt. Andy Anderson: In plain English, he didn't know what hit him.
Dr. Malcolm Wells: Oh he knew, but he didn't have time to think about it.
Nautaung: America a very funny place, full of prayers and money.
Mr. Brown: Don't worry about the way the world's run, lad. Enjoy it while you're young.
Commander Paul Stevenson: Oh, uh, one more thing, Mr. Braden, you don't get captured.
Lt. J.g. Kenneth M. Braden: Mm-hmm. I wouldn't think of it, sir.
Craig Belden: You're leavin' on the next train. I own the sheriff! I own this town! I own every man in it! You're leavin' on the next train, Matt.
Marshal Matt Morgan: All right, Craig. The last train leaves at 9:00. I'll be on it... but there'll be two men with me, and one of them'll have a cut on his cheek.
Bocco: I'll kill you and everything you own.
Poacher: I've seen the likes tonight that mortal eyes shouldn't look at.
Irish Customer: You've been around to Molly Grady's again.
Col. Thomas O'Bannion: Cowardice is the one thing we can never forgive ourselves.
Stanley Windrush: Wherever you look, it's a case of "Blow you, Jack, I'm all right."
Judge Weaver: Now, Mr. Dancer, get off the panties. You've done enough damage.
Joan Dickinson: How do you want to handle this? Pleasant or unpleasant?
Carson, Construction Worker: What's the matter? Late for tea?
Joan Dickinson: All right. Unpleasant.
Wilson Daniels: I'd rather not know how you get your gossip. Uh, what else do you know about them?
Sidney 'Pop' Larkin: A gentleman always feels better after a little outing.
Chase Winstead: Where's Pat and Liz?
Bob: Maybe their car broke down?
Chase Winstead: Hey! I worked on that car myself.
Bob: That wouldn't make any difference if he goofed the speed shift or something.
Chase Winstead: And that squirrel is just the one that could do it.