Chase Winstead: Where's Pat and Liz?
Bob: Maybe their car broke down?
Chase Winstead: Hey! I worked on that car myself.
Bob: That wouldn't make any difference if he goofed the speed shift or something.
Chase Winstead: And that squirrel is just the one that could do it.
Joan Dickinson: How do you want to handle this? Pleasant or unpleasant?
Carson, Construction Worker: What's the matter? Late for tea?
Joan Dickinson: All right. Unpleasant.
CWO Sam Jacobs: If your ears start to twitch, will you let me know fast? I'll twitch with you.
Earl Slater: What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?
Dave Burke: Never had a wife.
Craig Belden: You're leavin' on the next train. I own the sheriff! I own this town! I own every man in it! You're leavin' on the next train, Matt.
Marshal Matt Morgan: All right, Craig. The last train leaves at 9:00. I'll be on it... but there'll be two men with me, and one of them'll have a cut on his cheek.
Mr. Brown: Don't worry about the way the world's run, lad. Enjoy it while you're young.
Judge Weaver: Now, Mr. Dancer, get off the panties. You've done enough damage.
Lt. J.g. Kenneth M. Braden: How come they call you Weary?
Weary: That's my name.
Lt. J.g. Kenneth M. Braden: Nickname?
Weary: No, sir, my real name. I'm the youngest of 13 children. I guess when I was born, my mother couldn't think of another name.
Poacher: I've seen the likes tonight that mortal eyes shouldn't look at.
Irish Customer: You've been around to Molly Grady's again.
Tarzan: Death is never a pretty sight. We'll see it again before the hunt is over.
Sidney 'Pop' Larkin: A gentleman always feels better after a little outing.
Captain Richard Pearson: Captain, are you surrendering? Do you ask for quarter?
John Paul Jones: No sir! I have no yet begun to fight.
Capt. Tom Reynolds: Danny, do you know anything about this guy, Regas?
Capt. Danny De Mortimer: Well... He's supposed to be in shipping, but I think he's an opium smuggler in wolf's clothing.
Capt. Tom Reynolds: What about Carla Vesari? She's quite a crock of curry.
Doctor Richard Mortimer: But this is remarkable.
Sherlock Holmes: Superficial. There is nothing remarkable about using one's eyes.
Benson Thacker: I have nothing against negroes, Ralph.
Ralph Burton: That's white of you.
Isabel Stevens Chapin: There's a word for you.
Dr. Warren Chapin: There are several for you.
Rene: Bonjour, Madam.
Man in Street: Little devil.
Wilson Daniels: I'd rather not know how you get your gossip. Uh, what else do you know about them?