Marvin the Martian: Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.
Mrs. Railton-Bell: Are you on the side of Mr. Malcolm and his defense of vice or are you on the side of the Christian virtues - like Mr. Fowler and myself?
John Malcolm: Never in my life have I heard a question so disgracefully begged. You should be in politics, Mrs. Railton-Bell.
Noah Cullen: Ni**er! You call me that again, and I'll kill you.
Harry Archer: You know everyone's seeing satellites these days.
General Rokurota Makabe: Hide a stone among stones and a man among men.
Michael Whiteacre: Look, I've read all the books. I know that in 10 years we'll be bosom friends with the Germans and the Japanese. Then I'll be pretty annoyed that I was killed.
Mike Simpson: Suddenly I feel hungry.
Carol Flynn: Me too.
Mike Simpson: Hey I just remembered, I've got a candy bar with me.
Mary Royce: Every bone in his body must be broken. But I'm not sure that's what killed him.
Inspector Vigot: You know that it is a mistake to say that communism is appealing to the mentally advanced. I think it is only true when the mentally advanced are also emotionally retarded.