Ida: Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Pete Marshall: I'm with the Trotter Poll. We're like the Gallop Poll but not as fast.
Dr. Alec Harvey: Could you really say goodbye? Never see me again?
Laura Jesson: Yes, if you'd help me.
Dr. Alec Harvey: I love you, Laura. I shall love you always until the end of my life. I can't look at you now cause I know something. I know that this is the beginning of the end. Not the end of my loving you but the end of our being together. But not quite yet, darling. Please. Not quite yet.
Laura Jesson: Very well. Not quite yet.
John Simpson: Cosgrave! Must you pace up and down like a monkey in a ruddy cage?
Alan Cosgrave: I fail to see how what I do can concern you!
Bruce Alastair: Simpson! Cosgrave! Cannot we behave like Good Comrades?
John Simpson: Doesn't anything ever get on your nerves, Alistair?
Bruce Alastair: Oh dear me, no. I have no nerves.
Madame Arcati: Is there anyone there? Is there anyone there? One wrap for yes. Two wraps for no. Is there anyone there?
Torquil MacNeil: She wouldn't see a pound note from one pensions day to another.
Joan Webster: People around here are very poor I suppose.
Torquil MacNeil: Not poor, they just haven't got money.
Joan Webster: It's the same thing.
Torquil MacNeil: Oh no, it's something quite different.
Thomas Rogers: Never in my life have I been accused of any crime, sir - and if that's what you think of me, I shan't serve any dinner.
Dr. Edelman: Now, Mr. Talbot... You broke your promise to me, didn't you? Told the police. I don't like people who break their promises, Mr. Talbot.
Inspector Gregson: So I put my pride in my pocket and went to see the man that so often helped out Inspector Lastrade and myself in the past, Mr. Sherlock Holmes.
Lt. Schill: It is a good feeling for a soldier if he knows that a girl is crying for him.
Mark Williams: Why didn't you join the Navy?
Capt. Nelson: I can walk better than I can swim, brother.
Charlie Chan: Murder know no law of relativity.
Constance Petersen: All analysts have to be psychoanalyzed by other analysts before they start practicing.
John Ballantine: Ahhh, that's to make sure that they're not too crazy.
George Gershwin: I don't want to be just a concert pianist. I want to use the piano as a stepping stone.
Charlie Chan: Number three son have excellent head. Question have always been, "What it contain?"
Oliver: That bull wouldn't hirt a fly.
Stanley Laurel: Yeah, but I'm not a fly.
Oliver Bradford: Well, apparently you don't complain.
Major John Hillgrove: You haven't given me a chance.
Taxidermist: May I help you?
Woody Woodpecker: Yeah. How about a menu?
Taxidermist: I beg your pardon?
Woody Woodpecker: A menu, menu! M-E-N, men. Y-O-U, you. Menu.
Harry Ware: Biggest boar in the world, I bet.
Margy Frake: All depends on how you spell it.