Judge: Order! Order!
Launchpad McQuack: I'll have a burger and fries!
Nicole Watterson: Well maybe it all comes back to the stupid name you gave me!
Gumbal Watterson: Um, what's wrong with Nicole?
Nicole Watterson: Nicole is my middle name, my first name is DOCTOR!
Tim the Bear: Arianna. Robert. I walked in on them. They were playing Hide The Salman Rushdie.
Grandpa Max Tennyson: Being a hero isn't about letting others know you did the right thing, it's about you knowing you did the right thing.
Ben Tennyson: What were you just doing, reading greeting cards back at the Mega Mart?
Grandpa Max Tennyson: Well... yes.
Buzz: There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
Grover: How about the museum? You can look at pictures of the mummies... And the daddies.
Fat Blue: I don't want to look at pictures of the mummies and the daddies.
Space Monkey - S1-E1
Ricky Gervais: Karl is an ongoing experiment for me, because I've seen him blossom from an idiot into an imbecile and I want to see it through.
Aku: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.