Lars Ulrich: That's a shit sandwich.
Ray Charles: You told me to find my own voice.
Bustopher Jones: When I'm seen in a hurry, there's probably curry at the Siamese or at the Glutton.
Mesh-Head: If I were you, I would run.
Buddy: If you were me, you'd be good-lookin'.
Jacki: A murderer, a rapist and a dyke go into a tattoo parlor.
Jack Robin: We in the show business have our religion too - on every day, the show must go on.
Bruno: Tennis balls?
Blake: You know, it's kinda like... Success is subjective, you know. It could be an opinion.
Mari Hoff: Ah, your not the famous phone bill, are ya?
DJay: Skinny, man. Tell me this shit just fell out your pocket, right?
Omer: You have been Omerized.
David Byrne: Thanks! Does anybody have any questions?
Vera: You've got about as much style as a bowl of turnips.
'Colonel' Tom Parker: Let's face it, son. The records aren't doing what they used to and the movie aren't doing much better.
Elvis Presley: That's probably because of all this material you keep shovin' down my throat, Colonel. Hell, you can't polish a turd.
Josephine Baker: Hollywood wants me to play maids - I have maids of my own.
Judge: I want you to be very sure about this. This means you're gonna walk out of here with absolutely nothing.
Tina Turner: Except my name. I'll give up all that other stuff, but only if I get to keep my name. I've worked too hard for it, your honor.
Ike Turner, Sr.: The name is mine. The name got my daddy's blood on it. If she wanna go, she can go wherever she wanna go, but the name stays home.
Woody Guthrie: This land is your land/This land is my land/From California to the New York Island/From the Redwood forests to the Gulf Stream waters/This land was made for you and me.
Mrs. Edson: Ain't it a shame how some of God's children have it so easy, while others have it so hard?
Arthur: Silence, experience shows, is what terrifies people most.