Eddie: Can't nobody sang like Eddie King Jr.
Madonna: I wouldn't live in Chicago cause it's too conservative, aside for the fact that Oprah Winfrey lives there.
Johnny: You're not wasting my time, I'm just cooling.
Josephine's Mother: No one's ever been able to tell that girl anything... least of all me.
Wally Fields: What would I have to give you for one little kiss?
Loretta: Chloroform.
Dean Fay: I'm black and I'm proud.