Best Bond movie quotes of all time

James Bond: Could you do one more thing for me?
Q: And that would be?
James Bond: Make me disappear.

James Bond: Martini.
Bar Tender: Shaken or stired?
James Bond: Does it look like I give a damn?

James Bond: Vodka martini, plenty of ice... If you can spare it.

Kincade: Welcome to Scotland!

Natalya Simonova: How can you be so cold?
James Bond: It's what keeps me alive.
Natalya Simonova: No. It's what keeps you alone.

James Bond: My dear, uncooperative Domino.
Domino: How do you know that? How do you know my friends call me Domino?
James Bond: It's on the bracelet on your ankle.
Domino: So... what sharp little eyes you've got.
James Bond: Wait 'til you get to my teeth.

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

[The staff of MI6 are watching a large screen that shows Bond and Dr. Goodhead making love in space.]
Minister: My god, what's Bond doing!?
Q: I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.

Plenty: Hi, my name's Plenty.
James Bond: Of course it is.
Plenty: Plenty O'Toole.
James Bond: Named after your father, no doubt.

Professor Dent: Bond came to see me this morning.
Dr. No: Yes. I know. I gave orders that he should be killed. Why is he still alive?
Professor Dent: Our attempts failed.
Dr. No: Your attempts failed. I do not like failure. You are not going to fail me again, Professor.

James Bond: How can a friend be in debt?

Cab driver: Hey, you know where you're goin', man?
James Bond: Uptown, I believe?
Cab driver: Uptown? You headed into Harlem, man.
James Bond: Well you just stay on the tail of that jukebox and there's an extra twenty in it for you.
Cab driver: Hey man, for twenty bucks I'd take you to a Ku Klux Klan cookout.

James Bond: That was damn stupid.

James Bond: Did you see who shot him?
Saida: No, I was in his arms. My eyes were closed.
James Bond: Well, at least he died happy.

James Bond: Moneypenny, what would I do without you?
Moneypenny: My problem is that you never do anything with me.

Q: Right. Now pay attention, 007. I want you to take great care of this equipment. There are one or two rather special accessories.
James Bond: Q, have I ever let you down?
Q: Frequently.

Admiral Roebuck: With all due respect, M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job.
M: Perhaps. But the advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time.

Scarpine: He's the outstanding horse of the sales. We expect him to fetch over three million dollars.
James Bond: Oh, sounds quite reasonable.

Tiger Tanaka: I have my curiosity, Bond-san. What is little Nellie?
James Bond: Oh, she's a wonderful girl. Very small. Quite fast. Can do anything. Just your type.
Tiger Tanaka: A toy helicopter?
Q: No, it's certainly not a toy.

Dominic Greene: My friends call me Dominic.
James Bond: I'm sure they do.