Christopher Morris: You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.
Christopher Morris: Your comments are in and they've been described as "tedious, boring and stultifyingly ill-informed." So thanks for that.
Ted Maul: Kids burst shops by filling them with rice, and pouring in water: then standing back and laughing, while the bricks are ripped apart by the swelling food.
Chris Morris: You are a piece of shit on my shoe. Lick yourself off. Lick yourself off my shoe... No, don't actually do it! Where's your self re-cocking-spect?
Christopher Morris: You haven't got a clue have you? But you will do, if you watch for thirty minutes.
