Wednesday Addams: I don't believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge. I usually serve it warm with a side of pain.
Wednesday Addams: I brought my pocket mace... The medieval kind.
Wednesday Addams: Use the words 'little' and 'girl' to address me again and I can't guarantee your safety.
Wednesday Addams: I don't bury hatchets. I sharpen them.
Sheriff Santiago: What aren't you telling me, Miss Addams?
Gomez Addams: Volumes, no doubt. You could dangle her over a pit of rattlesnakes and she still wouldn't tell you her secrets. Trust me, I've tried.
Wednesday Addams: I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.
