Igby: Well, I guess DH told you.
Igby: Well, we've decided to bump all those incredibly prominent and terribly chic persons that you were expecting to speak at your memorial and, well, have me speak for two hours or so.
Mimi: What a clever idea. You do understand though, don't you, that it is customary in a eulogy to at least make reference to the deceased?
Igby: I intend to, Mother... time permitting.
Igby: You know just because you're dying, I'm not going to apologize. Not for anything that I've ever done.
Igby: She's a dancer who doesn't dance and her friend is a painter who doesn't paint. It's kind of a Boho version of the Island of the Lost Toys.
Wallace Wells: Okay, presumably, you may have just seen a dude's junk, and I'm very sorry for that... So is he.
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