Quotes from Takeshi Kitano movies and TV shows

Aniki Yamamoto: I understand "fucking Jap," asshole.

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Johnny Mnemonic: You can't shoot me.
Takahashi: Not in the head.

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Shinkichi: Aren't you betting?
Zatôichi: I'll just watch for now.
Shinkichi: Watch? But you're blind.

Shinkichi: I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?
Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto: It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face.

Shinkichi: Massuer, did you see that?
Zatôichi: I don't see much.

Aunt Oume: This must be quite a sight! I'm guiding a masseur, who's carrying my vegetables.
Zatôichi: Wish I could see that.

Shinkichi: I'll have a bath.
Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto: Me, too.
Shinkichi: No! Men first.
Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto: I am a man.

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