Directed by: Takeshi Kitano
Starring: Tadanobu Asano, Takeshi Kitano, Michiyo Okusu, Michiyo Yasuda, Taka Guadalcanal, Yui Natsukawa
Shinkichi: I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?
Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto: It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face.
Shinkichi: Massuer, did you see that?
Zatôichi: I don't see much.
Aunt Oume: This must be quite a sight! I'm guiding a masseur, who's carrying my vegetables.
Zatôichi: Wish I could see that.
Revealing mistake: When the Bodyguard attacks the rival gang, he stabs one of the torch carriers, to which we get a close-up of. As the blade goes in, blood comes out - when the Bodyguard removes his blade, there is no stab wound, not even in the torch carriers clothes.