Quotes from Will Ferrell movies and TV shows - page 2 of 9

Ron Burgundy: I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability?

Ron Burgundy: No offense, but you are a stupid asshole.

Wes Mantooth: With the things I've done in my life, oh I know I'm going to burn in hell. So I sure as shit ain't afraid to burn here on earth.
Ron Burgundy: Oh my goodness! That's the most badass thing I've ever heard!

Ron Burgundy: Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don't follow the NBA!

Ron Burgundy: By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!

Ron Burgundy: Brian, any idea what you might do next?
Brian Fantana: Gonna head back to L.A. I got a good group of buddies out there. O.J. Simpson. Phil Spector. Robert Blake.
Ron: Sounds like a fun crew.
Brian: We go out cruising chicks. Call ourselves the "Ladykillers."
Ron: I love that name. You should get it on the back of matching jackets.

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Ron Burgundy: If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it.

Freddie Shapp: Hey, Linda! I want to introduce you to Ron Burgundy.
Ron Burgundy: Linda Jackson. How are you my friend? [Shakes hands with Linda's male assistant].
Freddie: Ron. This is Linda Jackson.
Linda Jackson: Hello, Mr. Burgundy.
Ron: Oh. Black. Black.
Freddie: Jesus, just stop, Ron.
Ron: I'm terribly sorry. I don't know why I can't stop saying black. The word black.
Linda: Hello, Mr. Burgundy.
Ron: Black. Black.
Linda: Stop.
Ron: Black.
Linda: Stop saying black.
Ron: [Long pause] Black. If I don't say it I'll pass out.

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Isabel Bigelow: Guess what? I'm a witch.
Jack Wyatt: Guess what? I'm a Clippers fan.

Jack Wyatt: So, were your parents in the witch business?
Isabel Bigelow: Both of them. My mother fixed the 1986 World Series.
Stu Robison: Someone make a note of that.

Jack Wyatt: Watch the road.
Uncle Arthur: Hey, is it Porsche, or Porsha?

Jack Wyatt: Party at my house.

Isabel Bigelow: Oh, we're going to kiss aren't we?
Jack Wyatt: I thought so. But, thanks for ruining the moment Miss Narrator.

Jack Wyatt: Umm... This is terrible.
Uncle Arthur: I know! I just... love to blend.

Jack Wyatt: Where is my dog? I will die if I do not have him back! Do you understand me? I will DIE if I DO not have HIM back.

Jack Wyatt: I'm going to be killed by a fictional character.
Uncle Arthur: Yes, you are.

Jack Wyatt: Endora, you rancid fruit bag, get out of my room.

Jack Wyatt: Let's make love in a hot-air balloon - let's make love in a candy factory - let's make love in a petting zoo.
Isabel Bigelow: I have to undo this.
Jack Wyatt: Let's make love at Sea World on the back of a killer whale.

Chazz: You know what dude, your hand has to be on top.
Jimmy: No way, the girl's goes on top.
Chazz: Yeah, ergo, chick.
Jimmy: I'm not the girl, I'm stronger!
Chazz: No, I'M stronger, and don't have a vagina.

Jimmy: I call top bunk!
Chazz: No, I already did.
Jimmy: No you didn't.
Chazz: Yes I did. In my mind.