Quotes from Wanda Sykes movies and TV shows

Ruby: I am sick. I am sick, sick, sick of your shit.And when I'm not sick, I'm tired. I'm sick and tired. Now get the car, you old slut.

Ruby: Fix your hair. You look like a damn cockatoo.

Ruby: Charlie's face will blow up like a balloon.
Viola Fields: Good, then it will match the rest of her body.

Viola Fields: That slut is practically fornicating with him.
Ruby: I don't blame her, that boy's one fine piece of ass.

Viola Fields: I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude.
Ruby: I know. Now that's just wrong.
Viola Fields: Thank You.
Ruby: You are far worse. I don't recall Gertrude ever trying to poison you. And I'm pretty sure she wore black to your wedding.
Viola Fields: Black. Yeah, she said she was in mourning. I just want my son to be happy.
Ruby: Whatever made you think he wasn't?

Stella: You mean you don't mind the smell?
Tiger: This face was bred for Beauty. I cannot smell a thing.

Stella: So, you got a name?
Tiger: Yes. It is a Persian name, for I am Persian. I was born Prince Tigeriess Mahmood Shabaz.
Stella: Ooh, that's a mouthful. Can I just call you Tiger?