Quotes from Trace Beaulieu movies and TV shows

Crow T. Robot: Puppet wranglers? There weren't any puppets in this movie.

Carl Meecham: Relocation? To where?
The Monitor: To your Earth.
Exeter: A peaceful relocation.
Crow T. Robot: After the genocide, of course.

Joe: You know what my kids would say?
Crow T. Robot: YOU'RE not MY real father?

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