Quotes from Tommy Wiseau movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Johnny: Let's go eat, huh.

Johnny: Don't touch me, motherfucker - geddout.

Johnny: If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live,.

Johnny: Anyway, how is your sex life?

Mark: You think girls like to cheat like guys do?
Johnny: What makes you say that?
Mark: I'm just thinking. I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
[Johnny laughs].
Johnny: What a story, Mark!