Quotes from Thomas Ian Nicholas movies and TV shows

Kevin: Hey, Stifler. How's the pale ale?
Stifler: Fuck you!

Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Oz: Like warm apple pie.

Calvin Fuller: Look, Your Majesty, I don't want to insult you or anything, but are you nuts? This isn't the castle. This is the real, in-your-face, carjacking, drive-by-shooting, kill-you-for-your-Reeboks street life.