Directed by: Michael Gottlieb
Starring: Joss Ackland, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Art Malik, Paloma Baeza
Calvin Fuller: Look, Your Majesty, I don't want to insult you or anything, but are you nuts? This isn't the castle. This is the real, in-your-face, carjacking, drive-by-shooting, kill-you-for-your-Reeboks street life.
Maya Fuller: I get your room if you get killed.
Factual error: When Calvin is invited to sit at the table with King Arthur and his daughters, as he is sitting down you can see that King Arthur is wearing a t-shirt under his robe.