Quotes from Shia LaBeouf movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Sam Witwicky: So, listen. I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, uh... Give you a ride home.

Sam Witwicky: I bought a car, and it turned out to be an alien robot. Who knew?

Judy Witwicky: [To Sam.] Oh, for Pete's sake! You are so defensive! Were you masturbating?
Sam Witwicky: No!
Judy Witwicky: Well, we don't have to call it that word, if it makes you uncomfortable. We could call it.Sam's Happy Time.

Ron Witwicky: I got a little surprise for you son.
[Drives by a Porsche dealership.]
Sam Witwicky: No, no no, no no! You got to be kidding me!
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, I am. You're not getting a Porsche.

Sam Witwicky: It's a robot. But, like a different...you know, like a super advanced robot. It's probably Japanese. Yeah, it's definitely Japanese.

Mikaela Banes: This car's a pretty good driver.
Sam Witwicky: Why don't you sit in that seat?
Mikaela Banes: I'm not gonna sit in that seat, he's driving!
Sam Witwicky: Maybe you should sit in my lap.
Mikaela Banes: Why?
Sam Witwicky: Uh...I have the only seatbelt. Safety first.

Jazz: What's crackin' little bitches? This looks like a cool place to kick it!
Sam Witwicky: How did he learn to talk like that?
Optimus Prime: We've learned Earth's languages through the world-wide web.

Sam Witwicky: This... I can't do it anymore.
Judy Witwicky: What?
Sam Witwicky: You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog. He's got enough self-esteem issues as a Chihuahua, Mom.
Judy Witwicky: That's his bling.

Dylan: You think you're a hero? YOU THINK YOU'RE A HERO?
Sam Witwicky: No, I'm just a messenger.

Sam Witwicky: That woman just called me a messenger. Can you believe that? After everything I've done, I'm a messenger.
Wheelie: Oh I believe that. I tell you Sammy, we feel the same way. The disrespect on this rock is criminal.

Sam Witwicky: Humans are working with the Decepticons.

NEST Guard: Easy sir, this is Health and Human Services.
Sam Witwicky: Right, packin' M4's?

Sam Witwicky: You don't stop, you don't hide. You run. You understand me?
Ron Witwicky: We're all going together!

Sam Witwicky: Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job. It's over with. You've gotta be something else, you've got have a bigger purpose then just me, Bee! I can't be the end all deal in your life!
Bumblebee: "What is."."your."."purpose.". Sam?
Sam Witwicky: I don't know. I wanna... I wanna be normal, I want to go to college. Everybody has this, and I should be able to experience this. And I can't do that with you.

Sam Witwicky: I'm sending over the D-Day shirt.
Mikaela Banes: I can't believe you still have that.
Sam Witwicky: Yeah, I bled in this thing. It's like my Rangers jersey.

Mikaela Banes: I'm breaking up with you.
Sam Witwicky: Wow, you almost sounded serious that time.

Jetfire: My father was a wheel, the first wheel, you know what he transformed into?
Sam Witwicky: No.
Jetfire: Nothing! But he did it with honor, pride and dignity!

Jacob Moore: Is this a threat?
Gordon Gekko: Absolutely.

Jacob Moore: If it weren't for people who took risks, where would we be in this world?