Sheriff of Rottingham: I was angry at you before, Loxley. But now, I'm really pissed off.
Achoo: Pissed off? If I was that close to a horse's wiener I'd be worried about getting pissed on.
Quotes from Roger Rees movies and TV shows
Sheriff of Rottingham: Well, I must say Prince John has spared no expense with such a nice party. We have exotic foods from across the seas. Coconuts, bananas and dates. Would you care for a date?
Maid Marian: Oh, yes, thank you.
Sheriff of Rottingham: How about next Thursday?
Sheriff of Rottingham: ENOUGH! King, illegal, forest, to, pig, wild, kill, in, it, a, is.
Maid Marian/Robin Hood: What?
Sheriff of Rottingham: I mean, don't you know, it is illegal to kill a wild pig in the king's forest?
Robin Hood: Is it not also illegal to sit in the king's throne and usurp his power in his absence?
Prince John: Careful, Robin. You go too far.
Robin Hood: I've only just begun. I've come to warn you, that if you don't stop levying these evil taxes, I shall lead the good people of England in a revolt against you.
Prince John: And why should the people listen to you?
Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.
[Robin interrupts Prince John's feast and slams a dead pig onto the table.]
Sheriff of Rottingham: That's a wild boar!
Robin Hood: No, no. That's a wild pig.
[Robin points at Prince John.]
Robin Hood: *That's* a wild bore.