Cassidy: You would have turned a Minuteman key without thinking.
Moreau: They gave me time to think.
Moreau: Cassidy, we're going to stall, give me the fucking airplane.
Cassidy: You know it wouldn't do either of us any good if they knew I was poking the right hand man.
Moreau: Oh is that what you were doing?
Cassidy: Uh, what I mean is we function professionally first. Look, it violates PRP.
Moreau: You think nobody knows about us?
Cassidy: Yeah well, whatever. Look, it's best that we'll keep an official distance, that's all.
Moreau: The problem is your official distance starts the minute we get out of bed, I don't need that.
Peyton Flanders: When your husband makes love to you, it's my face he sees.
Dr. Sarah Taylor: You just don't give up, do you?
Cliff Raddison: I'm Sisyphus with a hard-on.
Simon Fletcher: Who's going to help me with the restaurant?
Aunt Nina: Oh, is that really what you wanna say, Simon?"Who's gonna help me with the restaurant?"
Simon Fletcher: And Nina?
Aunt Nina: Yes?
Simon Fletcher: Don't corrupt my baby. She's too much like you already.
Aunt Nina: Don't worry, Simon. I'll have her tattooed, with blue hair and married to a rapper in no time. Nighty-night.
Joel Goodson: Some of the girls are wearing my mother's clothing.
Lana: What's wrong with that?
Joel Goodson: I just don't want to spend the rest of my life in analysis.
Lana: What if I said I'd be your girlfriend the next couple of days? No charge.
Lana: I'm really trying to be, friends with you. But, I'd appreciate it, if you'd stop lying these little judgments on me, while you're leaning on your daddy's $40,000 car.
Sara: Boy, I guess you guys picked the wrong train.
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