Lord Foxley: Is misogynistic even a word?
Lady Foxley: It is now. You've given it life.
Lord Foxley: Looks aren't everything.
Flit: What is that Benson? The family motto?
Eli Cross: It's not what he's eating, but what's eating him that makes it... sort of interesting.
Eli Cross: He's a hopeless yo-yo, Jake, but he's not dead... YET.
Eli Cross: Do you not know that King Kong the first was just three foot six inches tall? He only came up to Faye Wray's belly button! If God could do the tricks that we can do he'd be a happy man.
Eli Cross: If you cooperate, you'll receive a first-class ticket to Amsterdam where you can stick your finger in a dike.
Eli Cross: Nina the actress so fair / Who fancied a man with blond hair. / But Raymond discovers / As he lifts up the covers / That his double - young "Lucky" - is there.
Eli Cross: People like to believe in things and policemen are just people. Or so I'm told.
Jessie: I haven't got anything to wear.
Maurice: I can't think of anything more enraging, my dear.
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: When did all this come to an end?
Michael James: It didn't come to an end! That's the point.
Michael James: Could you tell me about your typical clientele?
Etienne: My typical clientele?
Michael James: Typical.
Etienne: All the people who are here now are typical clientele.
Michael James: Really?
Etienne: There is a man cheating on his wife in room Lola Montez. There is a woman cheating on her two husbands in Carlotta. Two lovers of indeterminate sex in Reine Margot. And two men cheating in Don Juan.
Michael James: Yes. Well, one might say the joint is jumping.
Michael James: Pussycat from the sky, I can't resist you.
Rita: Don't resist. Capitulate.
Michael James: I'll be back tomorrow. If I'm not back tomorrow, send for the police. If they're not back tomorrow, send my clothes.
Michael James: Did you find a job?
Victor Skakapopulis: Yeah, I got something at the striptease. I help the girls dress and undress.
Michael James: Nice job.
Victor Skakapopulis: Twenty francs a week.
Michael James: Not very much.
Victor Skakapopulis: It's all I can afford.
