Quotes from Peter Dinklage movies and TV shows

Sharon Gill: The important thing is, we find your brother and get him admitted to a hospital immediately. Make sure he remains calm and does nothing to raise his blood pressure.
Aaron Altmann: Like?
Sharon Gill: Anger.
Aaron Altmann: And you've met my brother?

Red: Hey you know what? I used to believe in you. When I was a kid I believed nothing really bad could ever happen because you were here. And now I see the fate of the world hangs on idiots like me. And that sir is sort of terrifying.
Mighty Eagle: It's time for you to go.
Red: You know it's really upsetting to me that you're the only bird who can fly and you're to afraid to do it.

Trumpkin: You may find Narnia a more savage place than you remember.

Reepicheep: We were expecting someone taller!
Trumpkin: You're one to talk.

Lucy Pevensie: They're so still.
Trumpkin: The trees? What did you expect?
Lucy Pevensie: They used to dance.

Peter: We didn't mean to leave, you know.
Trumpkin: Doesn't make much difference now, does it?
Peter: Get us to the Narnians and it will.

Roxanne: I have a confession to make. I am madly in love.
Cyrano: Perhaps he feels the same.
Roxanne: I've never actually spoken to him.
Cyrano: Of your love?
Roxanne: Of anything.

Christian: A woman like Roxanne wants wit, romance, poetry. I don't know how to speak romantically.
Cyrano: I am a poet. My words, upon your lips. I will make you romantic. Will you make me handsome?

Cyrano: My sole purpose on this earth is to love Roxanne.
Le Bret: Does she know?
Cyrano: The world will never accept someone like me and a tall, beautiful woman.

Cyrano: Go to her.
Christian: It seems wrong now.
Cyrano: She wants you.

Roxanne: It's you, my love.
Cyrano: You love the words.
Roxanne: No, you. I love Cyrano. Cyrano is my love! I've always loved Cyrano.
Cyrano: And I loved... My pride.

The Wolf and the Lion - S1-E5

Tyrion Lannister: The Eyrie. They say it's impregnable.
Bronn: Give me 10 good men and some climbing spikes... I'll impregnate the bitch.

The Pointy End - S1-E8

Tyrion Lannister: If the day ever comes when you're tempted to sell me out, remember this: Whatever their price, I'll beat it. I like living.

Ssiscool ★

Tyrion Lannister: A Lannister always pays his debts.

Tyrion Lannister: Speaking for the grotesques, I'd have to disagree. Death is so final, whereas life... Life is full of possibilities.

Ssiscool ★

The Iron Throne - S8-E6

Tyrion: No-one is very happy, which means it's a good compromise, I suppose.

Jon Sandys ★

Mhysa - S3-E10

Tyrion: You just sent the most powerful man in Westeros to bed without his supper.
Tywin: You're a fool if you believe he's the most powerful man in Westeros.
Tyrion: A treasonous statement. Joffrey is king.
Tywin: You really think a crown gives you power?

Phaneron ★

The Night Lands - S2-E2

Tyrion: I heard there was some trouble in Littlefinger's brothel the other night.
Janos Slynt: Mmhmm. Nasty business, had to be done.
Tyrion: Yes, of course. The City Watch must keep the peace. Only, I hadn't realised peace depended on killing babies.
Janos Slynt: Orders are orders.
Tyrion: Quite right. Especially the Queen's orders.
Janos Slynt: I never said they were the Queen's orders.
Tyrion: No, but who else would want to murder King Robert's bastards? She's always been a jealous woman.
Janos Slynt: You know your sister better than I do.
Tyrion: You've heard the awful rumors about my brother and sister.
Janos Slynt: I don't listen to filth.
Tyrion: That's good of you, but you have heard them. I suppose people who do believe that filth consider Robert's bastards to be better claimants to the throne than Cersei's children.
Janos Slynt: Joffrey is my king, the rest doesn't interest me.
Tyrion: I appreciate your loyalty. Tell me, when your men slaughtered Ned Stark's men in the Throne Room, did you give the order?
Janos Slynt: I did, and I would again. The man was a traitor. He tried to buy my loyalty.
Tyrion: The fool. He had no idea you were already bought.
Janos Slynt: Are you drunk!? I'll not have my honor questioned by an imp!
Tyrion: I'm not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I'm denying its existence.
Janos Slynt: If you think I'll stand here and take this from you, dwarf...
Tyrion: "Dwarf." Hmm, you should've stopped at imp. And yes, you will stand here and take it from me. Unless you'd like to take it from my friend here [motions to Bronn]. I intend to serve as Hand of the King until my father returns from the war, and seeing as you betrayed the last Hand of the King, well I just wouldn't feel safe with you lurking about.

Phaneron ★

The Night Lands - S2-E2

Tyrion: If I told you to murder an infant girl, say, still at her mother's breast, would you do it without question?
Bronn: Without question, no. I'd ask how much.

Phaneron ★

The Ghost of Harrenhal - S2-E5

Tyrion: You wouldn't lie to me would you, cousin?
Lancel: No.
Tyrion: That's a lie right there.

Phaneron ★