Quotes from Paul Dano movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Hank: Because I'm just a scared, ugly, useless person.
Manny: But maybe everyone's a little bit ugly. Maybe we're all just dying sacks of shit, and maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that, and then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting, and everyone will feel a little bit less alone.
Hank: Manny, you have no idea how nice that sounds.

Hank: Let me... eat you.

Hank: OK Manny talk to her.
Manny: What I talk about?
Hank: Just whatever comes naturally.
Manny: Hello!, I don't know why but I have the sudden urge to put my mouth on your mouth.
Hank: OK that's called kissing you can't do that yet is too fast.
Manny: Oh! how about if I put my penis on you.
Hank: That's even worse.
Manny: Oh! so sorry, what about if just the tip, like just the very beginning.
Hank: OK Manny is not about sex.

Hank: Manny I think your penis is guiding us home.

Hank: Poop is when your body takes everything it doesn't want and squeezes it out your butt.

Hank: Before the Internet every girl was a lot more special.

Manny: I'm scared because I fear if I die I might really miss you.
Hank: Oh you're the worst.

Manny: You wanna go home, so you can have love?
Hank: Yeah.
Manny: But you ran away 'coz nobody loves you?
Hank: That's not true.
Manny: You're broken and empty and dirty and smelly and useless and old. You're like trash, right?

Hank: Hello, world! My name is Hank Thompson, and I've been stranded out on an island in the Pacific all alone! And this man, this man saved me from the brink of death when he allowed me to ride him like a jet ski, propelled by his f.

Hank: You can't just say anything that comes into your head, that's bad talking.

Hank: Buses are for people that doen't know each other.

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