Swiss Army Man
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Manny: So now when you masturbate you think about your mom?

Hank: You can't just say anything that comes into your head, that's bad talking.

Manny: Is this crying? I don't like it. It's wet and uncomfortable.

Hank: Hello, world! My name is Hank Thompson, and I've been stranded out on an island in the Pacific all alone! And this man, this man saved me from the brink of death when he allowed me to ride him like a jet ski, propelled by his f.

Hank: Because I'm just a scared, ugly, useless person.
Manny: But maybe everyone's a little bit ugly. Maybe we're all just dying sacks of shit, and maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that, and then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting, and everyone will feel a little bit less alone.
Hank: Manny, you have no idea how nice that sounds.

Manny: You wanna go home, so you can have love?
Hank: Yeah.
Manny: But you ran away 'coz nobody loves you?
Hank: That's not true.
Manny: You're broken and empty and dirty and smelly and useless and old. You're like trash, right?

Manny: I'm scared because I fear if I die I might really miss you.
Hank: Oh you're the worst.

Hank: OK Manny talk to her.
Manny: What I talk about?
Hank: Just whatever comes naturally.
Manny: Hello!, I don't know why but I have the sudden urge to put my mouth on your mouth.
Hank: OK that's called kissing you can't do that yet is too fast.
Manny: Oh! how about if I put my penis on you.
Hank: That's even worse.
Manny: Oh! so sorry, what about if just the tip, like just the very beginning.
Hank: OK Manny is not about sex.

Manny: I have a lot of questions about all the things you just said.

Hank: Manny I think your penis is guiding us home.

Hank: Before the Internet every girl was a lot more special.

Manny: Girls must be so nice to let guys do all these things to them.

Manny: Oh God I'm disgusting. My body is disgusting.

Hank: Poop is when your body takes everything it doesn't want and squeezes it out your butt.

Hank: Let me... eat you.

Manny: We're gonna die. That's a thought. Everybody dies. I'm sorry if this makes me weird or you don't understand, but I wish I was dead again.

Manny: My names Manny and this is my best friend Hank. I used to be dead and he brought me back to life.

Hank: Buses are for people that doen't know each other.

Manny: When I masturbate, I'm gonna think about your mom.

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