Ted Casablanca: You've got your new deal, and I've got my sanity back.
Neely O'Hara: With that little whore?
Ted Casablanca: That little whore makes me feel nine feet tall.
Quotes from Patty Duke movies and TV shows
Neely O'Hara: Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothin' but boobies! Who needs 'em? I did great without 'em.
Mel: You're spending a lot more time than necessary with that fag.
Neely O'Hara: Ted Casablanca is not a fag... and I'm the dame who can prove it.
Neely O'Hara: Well, I've lost five pounds already. These pills are really great, Jen. They kill your appetite. Only trouble is they pep me up so much I can't sleep.
Neely O'Hara: Mel? God? Neely?.. neeeeeeelyyy O'HARAAAAAAAA.
Neely O'Hara: I didn't have dough handed to me because of my good cheekbones, I had to work for it.
Neely O'Hara: Just one... and two more. My beautiful little dolls.
Mel: Honey, listen, it's a rotten business.
Neely O'Hara: I know. But I love it.
Anne Welles: Neely, you know it's bad to take liquor with those pills.
Neely O'Hara: They work faster.
Neely O'Hara: I want a doll! I want a doll.
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