Quotes from Patrick Wayne movies and TV shows

Jake: What do you do when cockroaches get in the woodwork, Michael?
James McCandles: Smoke 'em out?
Jake: That's right.
Michael McCandles: Why not wait for them to make the first move?
Jake: Because waiting is good for them and bad for us. You get impatient, nervy, careless and maybe dead.

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Becky McLintock: Oh you poor dear.
Devlin Warren: Poor dear? You'd a had me shot in cold blood. Yelling I insulted you an all. What you need is a good spanking.
Becky McLintock: Daddy?
George Washington McLintock: Leave me out of this.
Devlin Warren: And I think I'll give you what you deserve?
Becky McLintock: You wouldn' dare.

George Washington McLintock: Dev, what are you doing?
Devlin Warren: I just thought I'd get another cigar.
George Washington McLintock: Well you've got one in your mouth and two burning in the tray... and that move.

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